In your moment of anguish, apprehend the specific credentials of Marvel’s various “doctors” in case fate’s betrayal makes a sudden imprint in your reality. Let’s break down this remarkable list from bottom to the top beginning with the chiropractor who claims to possess omnipotence and finishing with an all-powerful sorcerer who likely has a strict zero-tolerance policy for co-stars.
#29 – Doctor Faustus: A psychologist who’s been seen wearing a swastika.
#28 – Doctor Everything: A supervillain with plans as vast as his influence. But be warned, his reign was overpowered by the taste of Venom.
#27 – Doctor Angst (Floyd Mangles): Leader of the Band of Bland, seemingly lacking the qualifications for a position of power, let alone a place on a list such as this.
#26 – Doctor Spectrum (Joseph Ledger): This ditto headed to the currency end of things for a while. So although filled to the brim with impertinence, his sudden arrival might not be a definite no-no.
#25 – Doctor Spectrum (Kinji Obatu): More pennies for your pondering. So, the treasurer of Uganda is perhaps the opposite of your panic-filled healing angel. Go figure.
#24 – Doctor Spectrum (William Roberts): Lover’s favor makes this former preacher more glowy-worthy than his peers.
#23 – Doctor Spectrum (Martha Gomes): Factory magic is beneath you, and her finger-saving skills might not be entirely transferrable.
#22 – Doctor Spectrum (Nenet): This multidimensional resident is a hit in unexpected shapes. Helpful and kind of a pro camera aiming enthusiast.
#21 – Doctor Spectrum (Alice Nugent): Knowledge in guiding lab-goers, sort of like a Google Maps for experiments gone wrong.
#20 – Doctor Spectrum (Janet Van Dyne): Although her aid is critical in the blockbuster-consuming universe, sadly, she might not be the best fit for a Netflix-y kind of ills.
And remember, it’s an eye for an eye with these so-called doctors. After all, every ounce of virtue you’ll be needing will be diffused by a power prism held with unworthy hands.
Stay tuned for more enlightenment, and you might stumble upon a staunch guidance counselor who fights alongside your friendly neighborhood wall-crawler. In the meantime, ponder the worth of your predicaments in the unforgiving world of Doom.
