Cindy’s Column: Readers Engage in Discussions about Trump, Christie, AOC, and Beyond

Before Artificial Intelligence assumes control of this column (primarily because it offers cheaper labor), I am sharing the letters I have received. I will, however, avoid those that begin with “Dear Stupid” and include suggestions for what I can do with myself, although I do appreciate their unique recommendations. Eugene, a profound thinker, sent two separate notes on May 13 and 15, written on lined composition paper torn from a notebook with an unsharpened pencil stating, “Great you showed up Chris Christie. Thank you.” Marion from New Jersey expressed her gratitude but also mentioned that she does not always agree with me. Norman provided typed 8-by-10 pages discussing the Declaration of Independence and informed me that New York’s final version was signed on July 9th, a few days later due to awaiting Great Britain’s reconciliation. Perhaps Normie will learn that everything stops for tea in England. On June 13, 2023, Former U.S. President Donald Trump spoke at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey. A plea from Linda in White Plains concludes with “Kiss Mike Goodwin for me.” Good luck with that, Mike. In a belated Easter note, a reader mentioned that they enjoy my work and appreciate that I support Trump. Interestingly, the Designer Greetings card came with the logo “Printed in China.” A neatly typed letter from Central Park Bunny indicated that she’s sending me puns, although she forgot to include any in the envelope. A handwritten postcard from Manhattan invited me to a play reading and enticed me with the promise of refreshments from Zabar’s. A two-page letter, long kept confidential, revealed details about a now deceased relative who made a significant amount of money but was infamous for his inappropriate behavior with famous actresses. The writer warned me to be cautious. It’s worth noting that I have a sizable readership in prisons, such as one in Cumberland, Md., where my articles are preferred over the usual graffiti found on toilet walls. An inmate from Collins, NY, correctional facility praised my meaningful content, and another individual from Piscataway shared predictions from a psychic, including the belief that Kamala Harris will be in the White House and a prophecy of natural disasters. A man from New Rochelle expressed his dissatisfaction with all religions and politicians, suggesting that immigrants should take their place until they become more aware. One lengthy letter passionately criticizes Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez without mentioning me or whether the writer even reads my columns. Clearly, the intelligence level of my fan mail varies greatly. However, I must acknowledge that it is all thanks to the New York Post.

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