LOS ANGELES — The online gaming community is in shock as players anticipating the launch of the highly-anticipated Zombies Mode (MWZ) in the latest Call of Duty installment were surprised with a PDF file instead of the game mode they were expecting.
Zombies Mode has always been a beloved feature of the franchise, known for its challenging scenarios and cooperative gameplay. However, gamers who got their hands on early copies of MW3 were redirected to a document labeling them as “still braindead enough to keep buying this,” as reported by player Joe “T_Bagz_u420” Larenzo.
“They even had a picture of me with a big red stamp over it that said ‘MORON,’” Larenzo said. “Isn’t that some kind of privacy violation or something?”
Sources close to the development team suggest that this unusual move is based on extensive market research. The data apparently shows that the loyal and enthusiastic Call of Duty fanbase would continue to invest in each new installment, regardless of its content or value.
Longtime Call of Duty players are feeling betrayed and disappointed by this unexpected turn of events.
“I’ve been a dedicated fan since World At War. This feels like a slap in the face. It’s a shock,” stated one disillusioned gamer. “But honestly, even if I’d known I would still have bought it.”
The controversial PDF file also seems to target those who pre-ordered the game, leading many to question the company’s motives.
In response to requests for comment, an Activision representative offered a dismissive retort: “What are you gonna do? Cry?”
At press time, gaming forums and social media platforms are buzzing with speculation and debate, with some suggesting that the “woke mind virus” could be to blame.
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