Long Island GOP Engages in Strategic Action to Limit Democratic Voting

Long Island’s transformation from a suburban area to a densely populated region has been remarkable. As New York City expands eastward, the once picturesque beaches, clam shacks, and streams of Suffolk County are facing a serious threat. The aging septic tanks in many of the region’s homes are causing significant nitrogen leakage into waterways, resulting …

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Architect, 59, Accused of Being a Serial Killer in NY

Authorities have finally apprehended a notorious serial killer on Long Island. The culprit has been identified as Rex Heuermann, a 59-year-old architect, who carried out his heinous acts while his wife was away. New York Governor, Kathy Hochul, expressed relief, stating, “This is a day that has been long awaited, and it is my hope …

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Expensive, Overcrowded, and Inaccessible for Ordinary Individuals

Ah, the glorious summertime in the Hamptons, a realm where one indulges in the finest wines served alongside thimbles of gazpacho at exorbitant $500-a-head “benefit” parties held on the manicured lawns of tax felons. Perhaps you’re filled with envy for not receiving an invitation to Michael Rubin’s famous white party in Bridgehampton, attended by the …

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