I Led Spain to World Cup Victory, Granting Me Freedom to Embrace Anybody I Desire.


I am Loco Arrogancia, the president of the soccer federation in my country and the protector of men’s dignity against false feminism. I write this protest to question: What woman wouldn’t want to be kissed by someone as good-looking as me, with a face as handsome as prime rib, not to mention my heroic pants?

These false feminists perceive punishment in my actions of celebration. They attempt to criticize a man simply for expressing his victorious euphoria – and then embracing a woman. Isn’t this what a masculine man naturally does when he savors an unrelated triumph – take what he desires?

And besides, how serious can a women’s World Cup incident be? So serious that FIFA should suspend me for 90 days while my country considers terminating my position, with my polished head and strong shoulders capable of carrying a woman footballer like a sack?

Yes, my hands found their way to my pants in the presence of the queen and her daughter, as I looked towards my friend, the head coach, on the field, symbolizing our shared dominance amidst the crowd of screaming women. But what’s wrong with that? After all, I am the true dictator who orchestrated the triumph on the field.

Is a kiss a reason to resign? Yes, I pulled this young woman towards me with an uncontrollable desire, in an embrace that refused to accept rejection. It was an embrace that said, “I too deserve recognition, and I won’t be dismissed.” I asked her – so softly that my lips aren’t even seen moving in the video of the trophy ceremony – “A kiss?” And I placed my large hands around her head, drawing her closer to my sleek head, which exuded confidence, and we locked lips.

Who wouldn’t appreciate the texture of a mushroom?

FIFA provisionally suspends Spanish soccer official Luis Rubiales

I deny any wrongdoing in a spontaneous and euphoric moment of kissing on the mouth that nearly swept her off her feet. It was completely mutual – she remained silent, until she said no.

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