We don’t know what’s scarier: Halloween itself or the daunting task of choosing the perfect Instagram-worthy photo from one of your countless Halloween parties! Let’s be real, it’s a true struggle. Some of us spend more time than we care to admit planning out our one-of-a-kind costumes, while others may have opted for a last-minute Halloween costume, but regardless, pictures were taken! However, once we’ve sorted through our selection, we’re faced with yet another challenge – coming up with a clever caption. Fortunately for you, we’ve compiled a list of the spookiest, funniest, and cutest Halloween Instagram captions that will help you nail your photos this year!
As you prepare for the spookiest night of the year, we’ll save you the trouble of coming up with your own clever witticisms – or should we say witch-icisms? We’ve gathered a collection of Halloween puns, jokes, and wishes that will work perfectly for any October 31st post! Whether you need captions for family, friends, or just a selfie, you’ll find plenty of ideas ahead. For example, a photo with your closest friends calls for a “#SquadGhouls” caption, while a cute couples shot pairs perfectly with a simple “You bewitch me!” But why stop there? You can also draw inspiration from Halloween quotes inspired by your favorite movies like Beetlejuice or Hocus Pocus. For all you Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there who take Halloween very seriously, “I am the Pumpkin King!” is a great choice. No matter what your style may be, we’re confident you’ll find the perfect caption right here!
Short Halloween Captions:
– Broom parking is permitted.
– Black cat got your tongue?
– I like my coffee with scream and sugar.
– Trick or treat!
– Always spoiling for a fright.
– Bone-jour!
– Photo of me on the graveyard shift.
– #SquadGhouls
– Beware: Goblins ahead.
– Just want my scarytale ending.
– I’ve got a case of deja boo!
– Has spooky ever looked this cute?
– Boo to you!
– No such thing as too many Halloween decorations.
– What do you mean? This is my costume.
– Consider me your *best* nightmare.
– Happy Boo Year!
– Felt spooky, might delete later.
– We came, we (chain)saw, we conquered.
– Go big or gourd home.
– Let’s do the Monster Mash!
– Tricks or it didn’t happen.
– Boo-in’ it for the ‘gram.
– Time to get the party startled.
– Just in a silly ghouly mood.
Funny Halloween Captions:
– I’m not a regular zombie, I’m a cool zombie.
– I feel like a haunt mess.
– You know what witches say: If the broom fits, fly it!
– Feeling especially batty this Halloween.
– Howl ’bout them apples?
– The scariest part of Halloween is the price of my costume.
– No, I’m not always this pale.
– The blood is from Walmart.
– Everyone screamed like a little ghoul when they saw my costume.
– Live. Laugh. Howl.
– I was bone for Halloween.
– No ghouls allowed.
– I’ve got a lot of tricks up my sleeve.
– Had a fun night with my boos.
– There’s something about Halloween that just raises my spirit. Or should I say kills it?
– Where are all my bats at?
– You know what they say: Trick or treat yo’self.
– Don’t I look so gourd in this costume?
– Ask me where I got my broomstick.
– What you wand isn’t always what you need.
– Who wants to go haunting with me tonight?
– Orange everything this Halloween.
– You mess with me, you also mess with my flying monkeys.
– Who knew that a ghost could look this good?
– Never too old for some Halloween candy.
– I’m brewin’ up something spooky this Halloween.
– If I’m not startled, I don’t want it!
– Yes, I’m a witch. What about it?
– Everyone looked eerie-sistible in their costumes.
– Halloween: The only holiday where it’s best if you come as you aren’t!
– Creepin’ it real.
– Fangs for the memories.
– No tricks, just treats.
– Who run the world? Ghouls.
– Not every witch lives in Salem.
– Having a bloody good time!
– Oh my ghouls!
– If you’ve got it, haunt it.
– Meet my boo crew.
– New face, who ‘dis?
– Can be bribed with candy.
– Bugs and hisses to my witches!
– Too ghoul for school.
– Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
– You bewitch me!
– I cannot be held responsible for any missing candy.
– Ghouls just want to have fun.
– Witch way to the candy?
Cute Halloween Captions:
– There’s nothing like a nice breath of fresh scare!
– Don’t call me scary as if it’s a bad thing!
– I’m not a vampire, I just sparkle naturally.
– Don’t worry, I’ll never ghost you.
– Too cute to spook.
– What’s up, pumpkin?
– Mummy of the year.
– Happy Howl-o’-ween!
– Time to get spooky.
– Howl you doin’ good lookin’?
– Love at first bite.
– Are you afraid of the dark?
– Keep calm and scare on.
– I only have pumpkin pies for you.
– Keep calm and carry a wand.
– Have a very scary Halloween!
– Eat, drink, and be scary.
– Just a bunch of hocus pocus.
– Something wicked this way comes.
– Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
– Wishing you a fang-tastic night.
– Every day should be Halloween!
– Never fully dressed without a wand.
– Mischief managed.
– Sweet like candy.
– Halloween night is simply bewitching.
– The ghostess with the mostess.
– Witchful thinking.
– I’m under your spell.
– Happy Haunting!
– Feeling witchy on All Hallows’ Eve.
– Bad to the bone.
– With my boo crew.
– Every day should be Halloween.
– Feeling fa-boo-lous.
– Having a boo-tiful time!
– Wishing you a haunting night.
– Tonight the main food groups are candy, candy, and more candy.
– Ready for a wicked good time.
– I’ve been ready for Halloween since last Halloween.
Halloween Emoji Captions:
– We trick or treat, rain or shine. 🌧️ or ☀️
– We got the 🍭 🌽.
– Now, to get home before midnight… 👠🎃
– The best costume 🏆 goes to…
– Promise I won’t 👻 you.
– ‘Til 💀 do us part.
– H🎃ppy H🎃lloween!
– You look b🎃🎃tiful tonight.
– The 🎃 👑 of Halloween.
– Who you gonna call? 👻busters!
– Trapped in my 🕸️👀 waiting for the best costume 🏆
– Keep your 🐾 off my 🍬
– The cutest 🎃 in the patch.
– 👑 of screams.
– Who 👻 there?
– H🌕wling at the moon!
– 🦁🐯🐻, oh my!
– Halloween Quotes from Movies and Literature:
– Hi! I’m Chucky. Wanna play? – Child’s Play
– Being normal is vastly overrated. – Halloweentown
– Be afraid, be very afraid. – The Fly
– I see dead people. – The Sixth Sense
– Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep. – A Nightmare On Elm Street
– You frightened me. Do it again! – The Addams Family
– I am beautiful. Boys will LOVE me! – Hocus Pocus
– I am the pumpkin king! – The Nightmare Before Christmas
– By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. – Macbeth
– It’s showtime. – Beetlejuice
– Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK! – Hocus Pocus
– I’m a mouse, duh. – Mean Girls
– I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers. – Anne of Green Gables
– Use iodized salt
