Listen to Fox News articles now! Happy Tuesday, everyone. The Democrats are fully embracing corruption, uninterrupted. That’s right, it’s Tuesday, which means it’s time for ‘GUTFELD!’ VIDEO: We’re taking your money, no questions asked. Swiss bank accounts are overflowing with insane amounts of cash. Cheat, steal, and lie; no one even bats an eye. Didn’t you notice? We have no problem accepting bribes, just ask the POTUS. Financial crimes can actually be quite fun, just ask Hunter. If you enjoy intern cigars and gold bars, join the DNC! It’s the place to be if you’re the face of corruption.
Yeah, if you remember that song, you probably own an Acorn Stairlift. But let’s focus on the Clinton Global Initiative, not to be confused with Bill Clinton’s other “initiatives.” The organization recently announced the CGI Ukraine Action Network, supposedly aimed at rebuilding the war-torn country and providing humanitarian aid. Sounds convincing, right? Well, not so fast. Here’s how it really works:
- Step 1: The Democrats send Ukraine a lot of money, your money, to blow things up.
- Step 2: The Democrats send even more of your money to fix the things they just destroyed.
- Step 3: The Democrats take a cut of that cash. Brilliant system, isn’t it? Rebuild, destroy, rebuild, and get paid both ways. It’s like the old Mafia trick of busting windows and then opening a repair shop. Now, the Clintons have set their sights on Ukraine. I wouldn’t be surprised if Bill is in charge of the women’s prisons. He does have experience with cigars, after all.
But let’s not forget about Hillary and her failed Russian reset. Or how Obama told us to forget about Russia until recently. Back then, the biggest challenge was freeing women from Mitt Romney’s “binders.” Remember when Obama said the 1980s were calling? Turns out, they did call, just to say they’re glad he stopped eating dogs. Yes, you heard it right, he actually ate a dog. Look it up. But now that there’s money to be made, the Russians are suddenly back. Funny how that works. And where was the Clinton Global Initiative during the Trump years? Hillary tried to convince everyone there was Russian collusion, but her CGI group was dormant, just like her gym membership. No wonder they hated Trump, the gravy train dried up.
But the Clintons aren’t the only ones profiting from misfortune. Ibram X Kendi, or should I say Mr. “Extra Racist,” is in the spotlight after his anti-racist research center at Boston University laid off half its staff and blew through $30 million, only producing two research papers in two years. And one of them was just 500 pages of the word “honkey.” Where did all that money go? Couldn’t it have been used to pay off student loans for art history majors?
Kendi doesn’t want you as his neighbor unless you’re a guilty corporation with money to burn. But how is that anti-racist? It seems like a scam to me. Only a school dumb enough to accept AOC as a student would fall for this. Kendi has responded to the controversy, saying, “There will always be people who critique the job someone else is doing.” Well, yeah, that’s literally your job, buddy. You’re the rotten tomatoes of race.
And let’s not forget about Bob Menendez. The feds found a fortune in gold bars hidden at his house. Who does this guy think he is? William Devane? Menendez allegedly also hid cash in his monogrammed windbreakers. Usually, when I hear “Democrat and windbreaker,” I think of Eric Swalwell. It’s an oldie but a smelly. Menendez’s job was chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee, a cover for taking bribes from foreign powers. Sounds familiar, doesn’t it, Joe Biden?
When you’re a Democrat, corruption is just a fact of life. Make big speeches about rebuilding, stopping racism, or whatever, and then line your own pockets. The people you claim to help may or may not benefit, but you do. Corruption comes in all colors – white, black, brown. The only color they care about is green, or in the Bidens’ case, white. But the worst part is, it’s mostly your money that they see as their own. They use their political power for personal gain. As long as their politics lean left, they’re unstoppable. It makes you question if you made the right choice in politics, or if you should just get a regular job. Unlike the big guy, no one is setting aside 10% for us.
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