People Are Fed Up With Condescending Attitudes Towards Their Beliefs, Claims Greg Gutfeld

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Good day, everyone! What an excellent Tuesday we have here. Recently, SAG-AFTRA, the actors’ union, made an interesting claim. They believe that their profession is on the brink of extinction, much like a critic of Hillary Clinton. Their concern stems from the rise of artificial intelligence (AI) taking over real actors. It may seem redundant to replace Hollywood actors with AI, just like exchanging Vin Diesel for Vin Diesel. However, we must remember that they’ve done worse in the past. They once replaced real humans with the “Real Housewives,” and it didn’t end well. The union issues a warning: “Unless there is a transformative change, the acting profession will no longer be a viable career option for future generations of performers and actors, who will be forced to pursue other paths for survival.”

It’s disappointing to think that we might lose the opportunity to witness future generations of talented performers. I was really looking forward to making fun of Kilmeade’s grandchildren. However, this scenario is already unfolding. Just today, the person who delivered pizza to my office happened to be… George Clooney.

Thanks to computers, acting might revert to its original form, where anyone can participate as a part-time job, much like being an Uber driver or a vice president. Now, if you’re uncertain about which side to support, let’s examine who’s advocating for the performers. It turns out that none other than the bug-eyed alien Satan himself, Adam Schiff, has come forward. He emerged from his pod with just enough oxygen to blow out some words: “Too many people in Congress falsely assume that everyone in this industry is a multi-millionaire celebrity. The reality is that these individuals are just trying to provide for their families and make a living.”

Fair enough. Unfortunately, the performers receive no assistance from Schiff, who contributed to making California unaffordable for everyone except the super rich. Former Paramount CEO Barry Diller warns of a complete collapse of an entire industry. So, what’s the bad news? Well, when cars replaced horses, the buggy whip industry essentially disappeared. Except for the ones I buy every year for Leather Fest. Did I go too far with that joke? In any case, progress brings new options, and attempting to sell us old stories intertwined with woke lectures only leads to pollution of what we used to admire. It’s like what Kat did to her husband.

Speaking of pollution, Hollywood produces an overwhelming amount of subpar content. Every year, they churn out more garbage than “The View” during broccoli season. In 2022 alone, they released 599 scripted TV shows. If my calculations are correct, that’s nearly 600. This number has significantly increased from the mere 210 shows in 2009. It’s gotten so bad that during the COVID pandemic, I started wearing my mask over my eyes. Perhaps this strike by actors will give the audience a breather and a chance to catch up on the classics we missed. For example, “The Rockford Files” featuring a protagonist who resided in a trailer parked at a lot. Unlike Jimmy Failla, he was only portraying a character. Another classic example is Columbo, who always wore a raincoat, even on sunny days. Here’s a fun fact: he did it to trap his farts. However, imagine if they decided to remake that show. They would rename it “Columba,” and he would wear a thong beneath the raincoat. Unfortunately, ideas seem to be lacking, and they resort to contaminating cherished classics with politics, just like what happened with Snow White.

A photo of the new Snow White

This is a photo from Disney’s upcoming live-action Snow White.
((Screenshot/ Gutfeld!))

This image reveals Disney’s live-action remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Rest assured, it is not bigoted to use the term “dwarfs.” We reserve the right to use the D-word amongst ourselves. However, the portrayal suggests a different story altogether. It’s more like Snow Off-White with the seven individuals fresh out of a drug rehab center in Seattle. They resemble those friends who ask for a place to stay for a few days but end up selling all your furniture for drugs. Disney initially denied the authenticity of these pictures, but later admitted they were real, albeit unofficial. It’s a shame Pinocchio didn’t follow that strategy; then, he could have become the spokesperson for Viagra. Nevertheless, the woke crowd rejoices in their ability to change everything. I can’t wait for Dumbo’s ear reassignment surgery. Yet, when you mess with Snow White and her companions, you ultimately contribute to your own demise. How can you sympathize with such a villainous character? I miss the good old days when Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs could freely express themselves. Remember this?

VIDEO SKIT OF SNOW WHITE

They certainly knew how to keep things interesting. Meanwhile, as Hollywood struggles with their lack of creativity, they ignore successful films like “Sound of Freedom,” which exposes child trafficking. Surprisingly, this movie is outselling the big-budget flop “Indiana Jones and the Crystal Bedpan.” The left despises it sight unseen because they refuse to allow Christians to participate in the entertainment industry. Ironically, they can’t even produce quality content themselves. Perhaps they fear that the God-fearing individuals have figured it out and can do it better. Who knows

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