John Stamos, known for his roles in Full House and Fuller House, recently released his memoir, If You Would Have Told Me. In this bold and revealing memoir, Stamos takes readers on a journey through Hollywood, fame, fortune, and yes, even f***ups. But it’s not just about his career, it’s also about his personal life, including becoming a father at the age of 54 and his deep bond with his Full House co-star, Bob Saget. With a touch of self-deprecating humor and honesty, Stamos shares the ups and downs of his life, including his struggles with alcohol abuse and his tumultuous marriage to Rebecca Romijn.
One of the most shocking chapters in Stamos’s book is about his infamous DUI arrest, which serves as a wake-up call for him. The chapter starts with a powerful line from the fans who called 911, “Hey, Uncle Jesse, pull over, you’re f***ed-up.” Stamos admits to hitting rock bottom, dealing with the end of his marriage, the loss of his parents, and using substances to cope with his emotions. Although not suicidal, he contemplates the selfishness of death. Eventually, the police find him slumped in his car like a scarecrow and he is arrested. However, as soon as he gets home, he reaches for a bottle of wine, showing the depth of his struggles.
Another captivating part of the memoir focuses on Stamos’s marriage to Rebecca Romijn and their bitter divorce. Stamos recalls their initial connection at the 1994 Victoria’s Secret after-show and their subsequent marriage in 1998. The memoir delves into Stamos’s feelings of insecurity as his career doesn’t reach the same heights as Romijn’s. Stamos also addresses the betrayal he felt and the anger he held onto. Their divorce mediation is filled with tension, as Stamos carries a great deal of resentment. Eventually, they part ways for good, with Stamos feeling heartbroken and like a failure.
In an unexpected turn, Stamos opens up about his journey to recovery in rehab, 11 years after his DUI arrest. He enters rehab still carrying grudges against Romijn, but it’s during a counseling session where he finally lets go of his anger and forgives both her and himself. It’s a turning point for Stamos as he takes responsibility for the demise of their relationship and begins to rebuild and grow.
One of the most emotional chapters in the memoir is Stamos’s recollection of his friendship with Bob Saget. From initially not liking each other during the early days of Full House to becoming best friends, their bond is nothing short of extraordinary. Stamos describes Saget as the brother he always wanted, and their relationship is likened to that of an old married couple. The final chapter is particularly heartbreaking as Stamos recounts their last night together, just weeks before Saget’s tragic passing. The deep loss and grief Stamos experiences is palpable as he shares the devastating moment he learned of Saget’s death.
Additionally, Stamos reveals some behind-the-scenes secrets from the set of Full House. He admits to feeling upstaged by the Olsen twins and even attempted to get them fired. This revelation provides a glimpse into the challenges and tensions that can arise within the entertainment industry.
John Stamos’s memoir, If You Would Have Told Me, is a refreshingly honest and captivating account of his life. With its mix of humor, introspection, and raw emotion, Stamos takes readers on a rollercoaster ride through his successes, failures, and personal growth. From his struggles with alcohol abuse to his complex relationships, Stamos doesn’t hold back. With the added touch of HTML tags, the memoir comes to life, engaging readers in a unique and interactive experience. So, if you’re ready to dive into the captivating world of John Stamos, If You Would Have Told Me is a must-read.
